Joke for the day!

OldfortKennels · #1 03-12-2010, 01:01 PM

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I
approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face.

I then kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the mess out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

infinity · #2 03-12-2010, 02:48 PM

lol that did make me LOL

CASH · #3 03-12-2010, 04:59 PM

LOL ...awsome.... thanks OFK that was great.

APBTMOMMY · #4 03-31-2010, 04:14 PM

I had to share this.....

Senior health care solution-- according to Maxine...

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you. What do you do?

Our plan gives you 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.Of course, you this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head , and all the health care you need! Need new glasses, no problem, new teeth, great... New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (and your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now). And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay and income taxes any more.

IS THIS COUNTRY GREAT OR WHAT?!