View Full Version : my dog bites the labordor penis..lmao
kumhomomma
07-10-2009, 08:08 AM
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What a idiot lady. She should not be allowed to own any dogs.
APBT_MOMMA
07-10-2009, 10:21 AM
WOW, OMG, first has she ever heard of a leash, instead of yelling for ppl to run because her dog bites. Man she just TOPPED the STUPID list for me, I don't think she OR her dog is right in the head. I think AC was stupid for not taking the dog in, I mean, they had that guy there with an open punture wound, even if it is small, like he said, what if it would have got a child? Then the lady's dumb ass even claims it bites her all the time AND her lab. WOW, JUST WOW!!
LiiL_L0cz
07-10-2009, 10:41 AM
ahahahahh mannnn i would laugh so hard hearing her saying "he bits my vagina" lmfao... but still that dog should not be out and about without a leash.
He might bite my labs penis, and he is a beautiful dog..sob sob....idiot!
infinity
07-10-2009, 03:51 PM
Id like to see that dog try to bite my penis. If i was walking Brian. And the woman must have one heck of a saggy droopy vag in order for the dog to bite it. Make me sing in my head "do your vag hang low, do it wobble to the floo" (if you dont know the do your chain hang low song then you wont get it)
On a side note if your a responcible APBT owner (meaning your dog is leashed) and a wild dog with chewing penis on his mind lunges at your junk and the pit catches it in mid air like a frisbee. And destroys the dog. Would you the proud owner of a undamaged penis and a APBT get in trouble? Just becouse of your dogs breed?
I ask because i know my dog is DA And if another dog tryed to bite me Im sure Brian will intervene. Depending of what breed it is he would make short work of him and im not sure if i can stop it in time. Brian bites and shakes.
Dont know of any one that has ever been in this kinda situation and i hope i never am but you never know. I would be pissed if they tried to take my dog that was just protecting my penis and our personal space.
Id like to see that dog try to bite my penis. If i was walking Brian. And the woman must have one heck of a saggy droopy vag in order for the dog to bite it. Make me sing in my head "do your vag hang low, do it wobble to the floo" (if you dont know the do your chain hang low song then you wont get it)
On a side note if your a responcible APBT owner (meaning your dog is leashed) and a wild dog with chewing penis on his mind lunges at your junk and the pit catches it in mid air like a frisbee. And destroys the dog. Would you the proud owner of a undamaged penis and a APBT get in trouble? Just becouse of your dogs breed?
I ask because i know my dog is DA And if another dog tryed to bite me Im sure Brian will intervene. Depending of what breed it is he would make short work of him and im not sure if i can stop it in time. Brian bites and shakes.
Dont know of any one that has ever been in this kinda situation and i hope i never am but you never know. I would be pissed if they tried to take my dog that was just protecting my penis and our personal space.
Yeah, I agree. If ANY breed of dog felt threatend i'm sure instinctivly they will protect themselfs and their owner. If that would of hapened to me, I would of kicked the shit out of that dog before mine got a hold of it. I also agree that the dog is mimicing it's owners behaviors. Crazy dog, crazy owner, what a match! LOL. Gotta love her accent though. ;)
FloorCandy
07-15-2009, 02:49 PM
That's so funny, it's about time someone started documenting the damage little dogs can do, it seems they don't just bite ankles lol.
Lady is not DA, but my stepdad brought home a dog that was aggressive to women. When that dog went after me, Lady nearly tore through a chainlink fence to get him, a little yapper flying through the air at me would not last 5 seconds, and I'm sure that it would be the big bad pits fault.
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