1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart!

[infinity]

The way this game works is that each person posts one to five funny/creative ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. And number them so we can get to 1,000

I'll go first.

1. Whenever someone uses the announcement system, curl up in the fetal position and yell about the voices.

2. Invite PETA there and let them see all of the meat there.

3. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.

4. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.

5. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.

[StaffyDaddy]

6. organize a youth basketball game in the ball aisle

7. ride around on a wal mart bicycle

8. tp an aisle. Youll probably have to pay for some merchandise on this one...

9. Pull a price check at the counter (ever seen me myself and irene?)

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[christySYK]

10. Race up and down the isles on the electric scooters.

11. Turn all the radios in the car isle to different stations and turn them up to full volume

12. Climb on top of an isle with a nerf gun and random snipe enemy shoppers

[StaffyDaddy]

13. Grab a box of snickers and sell them for a pitbull fundraiser

[pitbullgirl]

LMAO Christy!! HAHAHAHA!!

[pitbullgirl]

14. Go to the makeup isle and play dress up with all the pretty colors

15. Spray ALL the air fresheners down the isle to see how fast you can get a headache

16. Taste test the ice creams

[StaffyDaddy]

17. take your pitbull, staffy, or bully to walmart :D

[pitbullgirl]

18. Tell people said pitbull, staffy, or bully ate your neighbor

19. Pretend to lose said bad dog ;)

[infinity]

20. Make the sprinklers turn on. Walk around the store with an umbrella open, looking as if everything was perfectly normal.

21. Walk in and insist on buying a live buffalo.

22. Randomly ask people if the pants make your butt look funny.

23. Eat pie, and when an employee comes up, smash it in their face.

[3MTA3]

Off topic, sorta, but I have to share....:o

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

[APBTMOMMY]

24. Pull the alarms and yell there is a fire or that old guy on the scooter has a bomb

25.pulling price tags off all the items and switching them around to something else

26.redneck bbq inside wal mart (oh don't forget your beer ;) )

27. Put like 3 different bottles of cooking oil upside down in the buggie after loosening the lids and walk around like you have no clue what is going on.

[CASH]

28. Walk up and down the isle in a hasmat suit saying " theres a spill"

29. walk in with a shirt and flip flops... no pants

30. walk around to att the staff and ask them to smell your fingure

31. start working out on the gym equipment( for a more dramatic effect go to the electronics department and put a cardio in the big screens and starts doing the steps.)

32. Men put on womens clothes and start asking random people " can you see my bulge in this"

33. Fashion a super hero costume and become the "price slasher" and start switching price tags around.

34. Walk around with a leash and colar calling CUJO...

[PullDawgPits]

35. Anytime you make eye contact with another shopper scream and run the other direction.

36. Stand at the big window in automotive and watch the oil changes intently. Ever so often turn to another customer and say "reckon they will find my stash?"

37. wear a scuba suit, complete with flippers and goggles and spend sometime "swimming" up and down the fish aisle on your belly

Stephanie

[the flea]

38. SHOP NAKED.

39. Test fire the guns in the hunting & fishing section.

40. Star all the lawn mowers in lawn & gardens.

41. Bring some friends & start a paint ball war through out the entire store.

[Dansgrizz]

42. Try on packs of underwear one pair at a time in the aisle while eating a bag of cheetos, chugging grape soda, and doing lunges .... Gotta find the "right fit" (got me kicked out ;) )

[PullDawgPits]

42. Try on packs of underwear one pair at a time in the aisle while eating a bag of cheetos, chugging grape soda, and doing lunges .... Gotta find the "right fit" (got me kicked out ;) )

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Stephanie

[Dansgrizz]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Stephanie

You like that? Lol

43. Trying on condoms. :o

44. Making sure your Viagra has the right potency from the pharmacy

45. At the same time!!!!

[smith family kennels]

46) put up one of the tents in the camping section , blow up a air mattress and take a nap there

47) walk around yelling Dick! Dick! have yall seen my dick? Dick!!!

48) open a beer and light a cig. in the store and keep saying I know my rights

[kumhomomma]

putting pin holes in condoms
Taste testing all the fruit and putting back on sleeves
Playing with bakary icing

[smith family kennels]

52) tell santa to get his fat ass up and get a job

53) go test try all the halloween decorations and costumes out on fellow shoppers

54) have buggy races down the isles with your friends by having one in each buggy and someone pushing them and letting go( this one works pretty good lol)

55) play bumper cars with the handy cap shooters.

[Dansgrizz]

56. Testing the crackability of the eggs by dropping them on the floor.

[NATE]

57 get meat and go to lawn and garden and start testing the new grills

58 try to buy beer after midnight in alabama :mad:

[smith family kennels]

59) ask for advice from the pharcist about a rash and then pull your pants down

[NATE]

60 fall down out of the blue and scream ooohhhh my bank

[Dansgrizz]

61. Test the strength of the exlax

62. Test the capacity of the adult diapers.

[infinity]

63. Put On a Halloween costume and Hide behind the bathroom door when some one comes in scare the living hell out of them... Bonus points if they actually shit themselves.

[kumhomomma]

52) tell santa to get his fat ass up and get a job

53) go test try all the halloween decorations and costumes out on fellow shoppers

54) have buggy races down the isles with your friends by having one in each buggy and someone pushing them and letting go( this one works pretty good lol)

55) play bumper cars with the handy cap shooters.

DUDe we took a drunk friend in a buggy to walmart and left them for 9 hours in the beer row and they left him there

[smith family kennels]

lmao kat

64) light all the candles in the candle isle and start burning all the insense

65) go bowling with soup cans and a canloupe

[infinity]

66. Grab a whoopy cushion and put it under your shirt. The every time some one walks by you hold your stomach like your in pain and squeeze the whoopy cushion. Bonus points if you get dirty looks or if ppl laugh at you.

67. Get a pair of panties and were them on your head, and then ask random ppl if this hat makes my head look fat.

[smith family kennels]

68) have a water balloon and water gun fight in the store

[infinity]

69. Walk up to ppls full buggies and start shopping out of it like its perfectly normal.

[smith family kennels]

70) start trying on clothes in the clothes section not in the dressing room

71) tell the manager of the store he's a fat stupid S.O.B. that needs to get his head out of his ass

[smith family kennels]

72) put on the hunting gear and play army

73) test out the golf clubs and balls Four!!!!

[NATE]

74 get oregano and ziplock bags and add oregano to 6 or 8 bags and drop them threw out the store


75 get a big chew of redman and walk around spiting in the floor

76 go to pharmacy and tell them you need all the cold meds they have your out of meth

[smith family kennels]

77) super glue condoms to the floor in infant section

[infinity]

74 get oregano and ziplock bags and add oregano to 6 or 8 bags and drop them threw out the store
HAHAHA watch all the ppl go "jack pot!!!"

78. Wait for your girl to try to hug/kiss/hold your hand, then yell out real loud "hey I don't know you! Your crazy why are you touching me!" And make a big stink about it.

[NATE]

79 sneek a porno in and stick in a dvd player hooked to the big screen

80 choke your chicken to it

[NATE]

HAHAHA watch all the ppl go "jack pot!!!"

and i dont even smoke and its not my choice


81 play a cd of dope song in the automotive section start with bitch as your frist song

82 ride your motor cycle into the subway in walmart

83 try to retrun something you bought at KMART :cool:

[smith family kennels]

84) get caught writing on the bathroom walls

85) grab some popcorn and a coke from grocery, get a chair from sporting goods, open a movie stick it in the dvd player in electronics and proceed to watch it.

86) ride the mechanical horse like your at a country bar

87) hunch the mechanical horse

[NATE]

88 retrun a pluneger and tell them this but plug is to long

89 ask to see that 12 gage pump then pull out buck shot and start loading it

90 get the biggest bunch of grapes they have and walk around the store eating them

[smith family kennels]

91) walk around slapping a doll in head from the toy section saying i told you to be quiet you little brat stop talking to me

[NATE]

92 just take my drunk ass freinds to the walmart they play full contact foot ball in the store yes i have been kicked out form them

93 walk to the fat lady looking at the cake boxes and give her slim fast and tell her you need help

[pitbullgirl]

94. Open all the cookies and start yelling " FREE SAMPLES!!"

[NATE]

95 start handing free beer samples a can at a time

[smith family kennels]

96) have a protest

97) use a first act guitar from the store and a hat. start playing for change.

[smith family kennels]

98) kick santa in the balls

99) throw shit at the easter bunny

100) shit in the isle

[4pitsNgiggles]

101) tell the optometrist to take her commie @$$ back to Russia (this works ;-P)

[Dansgrizz]

102) make racist remarks over the loud speaker lmfao y'all hear about that?!

[CraziNate]

102) make racist remarks over the loud speaker lmfao y'all hear about that?!

"Attention all Wal-Mart customers...."

103)Jump up and pull down the signs hanging from the ceiling.

Video me and my friends made...

YouTube- Walmart Sign Pull

[Dansgrizz]

Lmfao "really bored dudes" is right.

[APBTMOMMY]

WOW WEE....lol

[smith family kennels]

104) run thruogh the store screaming with a pillow case over your head lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erBDFadF7MA&NR=1

[APBTMOMMY]

Error SmithFamilyKennels, not able to see it.

[smith family kennels]

ill fix it later i gotta find it again

[Yo Adrian!]

105. put all the fighting fish(beta fish) into one tank

[smith family kennels]

lol that wouldnt work at our walmart they have them in little plastic bowls far away from the tanks lol. I guess someone already did that here

[smith family kennels]

bump...........